1. Tired AND thirsty? No problem.
2. Sad dog or hilarious opportunity?
3. Instant plow. That’s my name. That name again is instant plow.
4. Your tennis game just got sooo tight.
5. Can it, blister packaging!
7. Gammy, you beautiful genius!
8. Bring me all the hot dogs! Mwoo Ha Ha Ha!
9. The goodness… will it never end?
10. You’ll never get caught in the breeze again!
11. Ain’t nobody got time for mixing!
12. GPS all up in this piece.
13. And if it rains…
14. I’m too lazy to have wrinkles.
15. Thanks again, old friend.