Keeping Up With the Kardashians has been on television since 2007, but I haven’t seen a single episode. I’ll try to break it down for you anyway …
A reality TV show that follows this lady’s booty … and anyone related to it … ?
So, obviously, this is Kim Kardashian. She is famous, but I don’t know why.
She doesn’t seem to know either. Did she win X Factor or something?
She has two sisters. They share DNA and a very talented hair-stylist.
They have matching eyebrows and cleavage. #family
This is Khloe. She must be the oldest because she’s the tallest.
She doesn’t seem to know what she’s doing here either, but her contouring is perfection.
And this is the youngest, Kourtney (?) She is tiny and often pregnant.
Apparently she married into royalty.
This is her baby daddy. He’s a lord or a duke or something.
Which is how they have so much money.
There’s a possibility that Kourtney is having all those babies so that the family has unlimited access to organs…
At least she’s being glamorous about it.
In case one of them needs a liver transplant.
But I’m no doctor. Let’s move on to the rest of the cast, I mean family.
Anyway, the three Kardashian gals were raised by this fun-loving lesbian couple …
I think one of them used to be a high-powered lawyer.
Who truly care about their daughters’ well-being…
And aren’t afraid to show it.
In their own special way, clearly.
Oh, and there are these two!
Kylie and Kylie Jenner?
I can’t figure out if they are A.) Kim’s daughters from a high school pregnancy or B.) the Kardashians’ charity project, like a Big Brothers/Big Sisters Foundation thing.
Kim is their role model.
Either way, they seem … nice.
We see the twins get into all sorts of age-appropriate shenanigans, like auditioning for the school play and choosing a prom dress.
So, yeah. That’s everyone on the show.
Give or take a few kids and Kanye, who refuses to be appear on the series. [I have no proof of this.]
Some people think the Kardashians got famous for “doing nothing.”
But this family let cameras follow them around …
Cameras that zoom in way too close sometimes.
And it seems like their normalcy is quite enchanting.
This GIF actually makes me want to start watching.
It is a reality show, afterall, full of realness.
Judgement so real, it’s like getting judged by your own mom!
Plus, let’s face it, the Kardashians rule cable TV because they ask the tough questions …
I have so many thoughts, Kim. Thank you for asking.
Like when is it appropriate to take a selfie?
#momoftheyear #bonding #kitchenselfie
And has our obsession with the Internet gone too far?
Woah, talk about a cliffhanger! #jailselfie
The Kardashians explore what it means to be a person …
A person holding a freaking adorable kitten.
And what it means to be a family.
With boundary issues.
Along the way, they teach audiences a life lesson or two …
Like that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and/or plastic surgeon.
Giving viewers a glimpse into the complexities of the human condition.
Nine seasons, infinite #wordstoliveby.